not naming names but someone is eating croutons loudly on skype i think this is a seduction attempt

scarier replied to your post: 

SAME IM TENSE TOO

IT’S THE WORST

i’m so tense and upset about things rn i want my boyfriend :((((

scarier:

im full of pent up energy and frustration and its coming off as anger i need to have sex right now for like 5 hours then ill be ok

i’m thinking the same thing except more like 5+ hours i mean what

miaman:

man don’t you hate it when you sneeze in public and some stranger says “bless you” and you have NO IDEA where they are so you just look up at the sky and go “THANK YOU”

ohsosnake:

kyonko:

ohsosnake:

the pokemone anime is ridiculous man why does everybody call their pokemon by the species name i mean what if people ran around yelling “come here dog sit dog” at their dog

and what if dog responded “dog dog dog”

somebody kills your dog you shake their hand and thank them and give them half your money

someone needs the blankie really bad

i’m hoping and prayign that one day i will somehow obtain the amount of beauty that motivates other people to reblog pictures of me is that bad